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Unique quotes inspired by acts of kindness via Shareneeds.com

Married to an amazing lady and father of two wonderful baby girls. Passionate about shareneeds.com and believe in the value of acts of kindness rooted in the shareneeds philosophy.

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Funny Love Quotes

Martin DejnickiMartin Dejnicki

Just like one-way roads, one-way love is painful.

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I looked deep into her beautiful dark eyes, she smiled and left the subway. I took 5 minutes to recover and tried again.

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True love farts anywhere.

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The love of my life smells like a fish, he must stop playing those games, it's all that I wish.

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In most cases, love at first sight takes years to evolve.

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We fell in love instantly, she offered to pay. I went for the bait, now she owns everyday.

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When they were younger they would walk and chat in the park. Now, they walk in silence to the casino.

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In the long-run, the key to keeping women satisfied is through delicious dishes.

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Since the cost of romance is growing three times faster than inflation, I'm beginning to question it as a long-term investment.

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The secret to online dating is the ability to apply advanced search queries and filter through lies.

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On a first date, men should avoid leaving their phones in their jean pockets.

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A hundred years ago, just one "I love you" per month via telephone was enough to sustain a relationship. Now, if you're averaging under 10 a day via text they'll send you to s shrink for being cold.

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All my friends were shocked when they heard I was engaged. 10 months later, they were even more shocked that she didn't come to her senses.

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All my friends were shocked when they heard I was engaged. 10 months later, they were even more shocked that she didn't come to her senses.

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